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Midway Big Ass Brick of Soap

Smells like a warm Pacific breeze, not a travel agent's musty office. Duke Cannon Avoids Tourist Traps: While others dream of all-inclusive beach resorts, Duke Cannon knows that when you really want to get away from it all, a secluded atoll in the Pacific is just the ticket. There, with only the occasional albatross to keep him company, he drops anchor for a few days, quietly reflecting, strategizing, and enjoying leisurely pulls from a bottle of rum. [Our lawyers make us say things like this on our packaging]. Soap Specs: 3x larger than common bar soaps. Triple-milled to last longer. Not for clowns. Formulated without phthalates. Bar color may vary. 1-855-354-4438. A portion of proceeds benefits U.S. veterans. Never tested on animals. Just bad interns. Please recycle. Made in the USA with domestic & globally sourced materials.

UPC: 00371782005300